Do What
(50's style music)

Jake, an ego-centric character who is stuck in the 50's, makes his grand entrance accompanied by his long-suffering, shy girlfriend, Jessica.  He is loud and rude as he orders a drink for himself and water for his date.  When Jessica attempts to complain he admonishes her to DO WHAT he wants.  The "Jakettes" in their gold jackets are the back-up singers.

(Partial lyrics)

 JAKE

BABY - YOU DON’T WANT OUR LOVE TO FALL APART. (DO-DO- WHAT)

AND BABY YOU DON’T WANT A SILLY BROKEN HEART. (DO-DO- WHAT)

SO YOU BETTER DO WHAT? (DO WHAT?)

DO WHAT I WANT!

I WANT YOUR MONEY

YOUR BODY

YOUR CONDO

YOUR CHEVY

AND YOUR MIND.

JAKETTES

(DO DO WHAT)

JAKE

IT’S TIME TO LOVE ME

AND BEG ME

AND HOLD ME

AND KISS ME

ALL, ALL OF THE TIME.

JAKETTES
(OH YE-AH-AH. OH-OH-OH YEAH)

JAKE AND                                     JAKETTES

SO BABY-DO WHAT?               SQUEEZE HIM.

SO BABY-DO WHAT?               PLEASE HIM.

SO BABY-DO WHAT?               LOVE HIM ALL OF THE TIME.

SO BABY-DO WHAT?               SEIZE HIM.

SO BABY-DO WHAT?               APPEASE HIM.

RIGHT NOW!                             DO WHAT?

RIGHT NOW!                             DO WHAT?

JAKE
OH BABY GIVE ME THE LOVE AND AFFECTION I NEED.

JAKETTES Are you listening honey?