Faces With Character

Wally, who is a regular at the Oasis, has very strong ideas on many topics but particularly on "love and romance". He's definitely a cynic. While Charlie, the bartended/owner of the Oasis, shows Wally the website for the Single File Computer Dating Club, Charlie and Wally disagree on the attractiveness of the people shown. Charlie finds the faces full of character while Wally finds them laughable.

(Partial lyrics)

CHARLIE
I HAVE SEEN SOME FACES - IN MY TIME
SOME ARE RATHER COMMON - LIKE YOURS AND MINE
TAKE A CLOSER LOOK THOUGH, AND SEE WHAT YOU’LL FIND -
THAT THEY ALL HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL,
OUT OF THE ORDINARY,
YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE........ FACES.

CHARLIE
WONDERFUL FACES - LIKE GREAT MASTERPIECES
SMILES SO ENCHANTING THEY BEAT MONA LISA'S.

WALLY
FACES SO PLAIN ONLY MOTHERS COULD LOVE 'EM
CAMERAS ALL BREAK WHEN YOU TAKE PICTURES OF 'EM

BOTH
FACES WE MEAN, FROM A FANTASTIC DREAM,
WHAT A THRILL WHEN YOU’VE SEEN
FACES WITH CHARACTER.

WALLY Wise up my friend.

WALLY
WE HAVE SEEN SOME FACES - HAVEN’T WE?
SOMEWHERE IN A SIDE SHOW, OR UP IN A TREE,
I OBSERVE THESE FACES FASTIDIOUSLY.
THEY’RE THE ONES WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL,
OUT OF THE ORDINARY
YOU WILL WANT TO RUN FROM......... THESE FACES

WALLY
NOSES SO HUGE - PEOPLE CRINGE WHEN THEY'VE SEEM 'EM
EARS THAT HAVE HEARD THAT IT'S UGLY BETWEEN 'EM.

CHARLIE
EYES SO INVITING YOU JUST CAN’T RESIST ‘EM,
LIPS THAT WILL TORTURE YOU TILL YOU HAVE KISSED ‘EM,

BOTH
FACES WE MEAN, FROM A FANTASTIC DREAM,
WHAT A THRILL WHEN YOU’VE SEEN
FACES WITH CHARACTER.

CHARLIE  Ahhh...faces that bring love at first sight; OR make you angry; OR make you laugh; OR cry or...