Oh Oh
(Organ music if possible)

Jake falls asleep at the counter. Not an easy sleep. Jake has a pretty scary nightmare. He is at the "Pearly Gates" and is confronted by God who informs Jake that he can't enter because he's "not good enough".  God has been watching Jake's antics throughout the night and HE is not pleased.

(Partial lyrics)

GOD  
You stand there and smirk.
You’re such a fine piece of work
You don’t get it yet -
You’re driving women berserk!
That really makes me upset!  

JAKE   You think you’re upset?! Well, I’m leaving. (Starts to turn and leave)  I’m gonna......

GOD   Jake!  (Some force holds him back)

GOD
Not yet - you can’t go
There’s something else you should know.
Don’t get in a huff -
I’ve made arrangements below (Points down),
Because you’re not good enough!