Sample Dialogue 

SAMANTHA  Oh...everybody, this is my good friend .... (Tina interrupts)

TINA  (She ignores Samantha, walks right over to Wally and puts her finger on his tie) Hey buster. That’s a real nice tie. I saw one like that at the dollar store.

WALLY   I….

TINA   Yeah…two for a dollar.

SAMANTHA  Tina! As I was saying this is my acquaintance Tina. Tina this is Wally, Jane and Vinny. (They all greet Tina) She....(Tina interrupts to speak to Wally)

TINA    Hey, are you a bank president or something?

WALLY   Oh no. I’m just an accountant, I...

TINA   Cuz ya look loaded.

WALLY   Well I....

TINA   Buster, how come you ain’t got a tag? (Points to hers). Like this.

SAMANTHA  (Very concerned at Tina’s intrusion)  Tina!

WALLY   I....

TINA  (Continues her questioning)  How are we supposed to know what you’re like if you don’t wear a tag?

WALLY   Well, I don’t belong to the....

TINA   What...ya couldn’t afford your own tag? (Samantha is shaking her head)

WALLY   I...

TINA   OK then. What kind of things do you like?!

WALLY   Uh........books..and...

TINA   Did you ever read “Passion in the Poconos”?

WALLY   No, I don’t think so. Who is the...

TINA   That’s too bad - cause you sound just like Harry the bus driver!

WALLY   Well.... 

SAMANTHA  Tina!

TINA   (To Wally...laughing)  Harry drove that bus like a tornado up and down those mountains. (Pauses - jabs her finger into Wally’s chest) Y’know buster...you shouldn’t drive so fast.

SAMANTHA   Tina. Could we just let Wally talk? Okay?