Trouble
(Strong Latin flavor)

Vinny and Jane have a brief conversation. As usual, they disagree on practically everything! Exasperated, Vinny gets up and sings TROUBLE. The men join him in the chorus. 
 

(Partial lyrics)

VINNY
ARE MEN AND WOMEN MEANT
TO BE SO DIFFERENT
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S JUST AN ACCIDENT
WHATEVER I DECIDE
SHE TAKES THE OTHER SIDE
IT LEADS TO A BIG ARGUMENT!

IT IS A SIMPLE FACT  - THAT OPPOSITES ATTRACT.
AND OPPOSITION'S WHAT WE NEVER LACK.
SHE'S FEELING COLD - I’M HOT
I’M FEELING GOOD - SHE’S NOT
OUR TIMING IS WAY OUT OF WHACK.

VINNY AND MEN (OR JAKETTES)
TROUBLE - THERE’S ALWAYS TROUBLE
WHENEVER SINGLES DECIDE TO BE DOUBLE
SLOWLY, AND SOMETIMES FASTER
THE SITUATION BECOMES A DISASTER.

VINNY
I ALWAYS TRY TO SEIZE
THOSE OPPORTUNITIES
TO SAY SHE’S RIGHT
BECAUSE I LIKE TO PLEASE
I THINK SHE’S HAPPY THEN, UNTIL THE MOMENT WHEN
SHE TELLS ME SHE STILL DISAGREES!

SO WHEN YOU MEET THE ONE WITH WHOM YOUR HEART CONNECTS,
YOU'LL THINK YOU'VE FOUND THE LOVE EVERYONE EXPECTS.
BUT DON'T BELIEVE THE MYTH,
YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE WITH
SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

VINNY AND MEN (OR JAKETTES)
TROUBLE - THERE’S ALWAYS TROUBLE
WHENEVER SINGLES DECIDE TO BE DOUBLE
SLOWLY, AND SOMETIMES FASTER
THE SITUATION BECOMES A DISASTER!

VINNY
THE SITUATION BECOMES A DISASTER!